I Put 130+ DevSecOps Tools in One Container So You Don’t Have To (And Lived to Tell the Tale)
The Problem Every DevSecOps Engineer Knows Too Well It’s 3 AM. You’re debugging a Kubernetes issue in production. You SSH into your jump box and… kubectl isn’t installed. Fine, you install it. But wait, you also need helm . And kubectx . Oh, and that security scanner your manager asked about three sprints ago. Two hours later, you’ve got 23 tabs open about installing tools, half of them conflict with each other, and you’re Googling “how to uninstall everything and start over” while questioning your career choices. I’ve been there. We’ve all been there. So one weekend, fueled by frustration and probably too much coffee, I decided to build something different: a single Docker container with every DevSecOps tool I’d ever need . Not just the basics — I’m talking everything . Kubernetes? Check. Security scanning? Triple check. Infrastructure as Code? You bet. Cost optimization tools? Why not! What started as a simple “let me automa...